My Benefit Cosmetics Journey: More Than Just Pretty Packaging
How I Fell Down the Bunny Slope
It was 2017. I was hungover in a London Boots store, desperately Googling “makeup that makes me look alive” when that iconic They’re Real! mascara display caught my eye. Fast forward to today - my bathroom shelf looks like a Benefit counter threw up on it. Here’s what seven years of tinted brows, flushed cheeks, and occasional glitter mishaps taught me.
The Story
First Contact: That initial mascara purchase felt like solving a Rubik’s cube - why’s the tube so weirdly shaped? But the results? My lashes looked like I’d discovered Photoshop IRL.
Gateway Drug: Next came Benetint. Pro tip: Don’t panic when the tiny bottle arrives looking like something from American Girl doll cosmetics. That rose-colored stain became my “I woke up like this” secret during NYC subway commutes.
Modern Era: Now I’m that person mixing Hoola Lite bronzer into my morning moisturizer while yelling at Alexa to restart my Peloton. Benefit gets my millennial chaos.
The Experience
Daily MVP: Gimme Brow+ has survived:
- 3 breakups
- My “let’s try microblading” phase
- That time TSA thought the tube was…questionable
Unexpected Win: The Boi-ing Cakeless Concealer works shockingly well as emergency eyeshadow primer when you’re doing Zoom makeup waist-up.
Oof Moment: Learned the hard way that High Beam highlighter isn’t sunscreen. My cheekbones glowed while my nose peeled at Coachella ‘19.
Let’s Break It Down
Pros (“Why My Sephora Cart Loves Them”):
- Airport Security MVP: Their minis could survive a month in Ryanair overhead bins
- Multitasking Magic: Benetint = cheeks + lips + (questionably) nail art
- Brow GPS: Even my post-botox frozen brows look intentional
- Millennial Nostalgia: Packaging that makes you feel like you’re in a Clueless reboot
Cons (“Let’s Get Real”):
- Rollerball Roulette: Sometimes Benetint applies like a Sharpie on a bouncy castle
- Shade Lottery: Finding your Hoola match requires more commitment than Tinder
- Price Per Oz: That tiny $30 bottle? Great value until your dog mistakes it for a chew toy
Real Talk
Perfect For:
- People who think “full beat” means applying makeup between subway stops
- Anyone whose ideal skincare routine involves less than 4 products
- Those who want to look like they vacation in Napa year-round
Hacks That Actually Work:
- Mix Benetint with your foundation for “I just did hot yoga” glow
- Use Clear Brow Setter to tame baby hairs (RIP 2022 slick bun trend)
- The Porefessional makes a killer eye primer for hooded lids
Money-Saving Secret: Their holiday sets have more value than my 401(k). Split with a friend who doesn’t mind sharing lip stains.
The Bottom Line
After 20+ products tested (RIP my credit score):
- Worth Full Price: Brow products, Benetint, Hoola
- Wait for Sales: Highlighters, mascara minis
- Skip Unless…: You really need glitter named “Cookie” in your life
Final Verdict: Benefit is the Taco Bell of prestige makeup - familiar, reliably good, and surprisingly versatile when you’re in a pinch. Just don’t expect life-changing “clean girl” minimalism from a brand that sells blushes called “GALifornia.”
Update: My dog finally did eat that Benetint. 10/10 would repurchase. The carpet, however…
Customer Opinions
- Benefit at John Lewis NorwichBenefit at John Lewis Norwich -… ★5
- I went to The Spitalfields branch and…I went to The Spitalfi… ★5
- Natasha at Cheadle Hulme John Lewis…Natasha at Cheadle Hulme… ★5
- Perfect experience! I recently went to the Benefit Brow Bar … ★5
- Matilde at Soho Oxford Street branchI shopped at Benefit in … ★5
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